1807 Paterna Rd Santa Barbara, CA
Satire on TV Commercial
by Ron Kurtus (1972)
NOTE: Not very good. Planned to have this part of my 3DTV play.
(Scene - backyard. Woman is hanging clothes on line. Neighbor calls
to her over the fence.)
NEIGHBOR: Jane, I don't know how you do it. Your clothes are all so
bright and clean, while mine all seem so faded.
(CU of dingy blouse in Neighbor's hand; then CU of Jane's colorful
NEIGHBOR: I don't understand it. I've got the same type of washer
as you. And I use the top brand detergents with all the new active
color ingredients. But still my clothes just seem so... so dingy. How
do you do it?
JANE: It's simple Mary. These are brand new clothes. I'm just
hanging them up here to flaunt you.